Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel. In our last episode, Shas Party Knessset Member, Nisim Ze'ev, has escaped a bout of poisoning in the Knesset. Happily, he recovers and returns to the craziest gang in the whole building, the Moroccan religious happy fellows . . .

To do this little story, I had to phone a contractor who has installed elevators. He assured me that elevators cannot freefall because an emergency braking system will stop the cabin. So I ask, did you ever hear of an elevator freefalling TWICE in one journey? As you read the notes below, please note that the elevator fell two storeys and came to a halt. It then released itself and fell another storey. "Well then," my expert answered, "the elevator was rigged by a technician."

We cast our thoughts to 1984. Shimon Peres had lost another election because the Moroccans wouldn't vote for him. This time there was a way to win from now on. Who needs those pesky Moroccans when all you do is corrupt the brand new kid on the block, their Shas Party? Peres concentrated on the party's rabbi Ovadia Yosef and observed his young secretary Arie Deri. Peres sent his suitors, Yossi Beilin and Moshe Shachal to woo and corrupt Deri. They taught him to steal. Within 2 years, at age 25, Deri was the Minister Of The Interior. There, he put all the crime lessons to work. Shas now had to do Peres' bidding or Deri would fall into prison from all his thefts.

And your author, being me, covered the real Shas scandal accurately from day one. But the mainstream papers did not do so, preferring to believe the natural crime tendencies of the Moroccans were behind the endless crimes of the Shas politicians.

Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel. The four Shas Knesset members enter the Tel Aviv elevator. Hilariously, Trade Minister Eli Yishai enters last. He is the minister responsible for inspecting the country's elevators. Nisim Ze'ev pushes the button and the elevator ride is on high.

"No," insisted Yishai. "I said up. Nisim, when we stop, you must switch to up."

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH," replied Ze'ev.

Quickly realizing the urgency of the situation, MKs David Azoulay and Ya'akov Margi started jumping, hoping they would be in the air when the elevator stopped. They never realized how bad their plan was. They struck like drunken honeybees against a brick prison wall two floors down.

"Is everyone okay?" asked Yishai.

Everyone was not. Ze'ev had fainted and was unaware that the elevator was about to liberate itself from its backup brakes and fall still another floor.

And here I am, the author. Eli Yishai was a major source of mine. In my English and Hebrew book, The Last Days Of Israel, I tell the tale of Shimon Peres being blackmailed to lose the '96 elections over documents tying him to the Rabin murder. Yishai and his spokesman Isaac Sudri were two of my sources for the scoop. Write chamish@netvision.net.il for the book.

Now here he is, in a tangled mass of humanity, after his elevator freefell 3 floors. So in wackyville, where Jews all dwell, what does Yishai and his gang do? They lift a mighty prayer of thanks to the heaven for all the unique adventures someone keeps supplying Shas politicians with.

Ehud Olmert is the jocular King of the Knesset where the Shas gang is trying to play. Last year, Ehud the jocular used two incidents of soldier kidnappings to launch a war against Hizbullah and Hamas. In the end, the war emptied 1/3 of Israelis to more central locations for at least 34 days and because she did not use her supposed nuclear option, the enemy now had the perfect means to destroy Israel; a REAL missile war.

Me, the writer was outraged by the war and I claimed the kidnappings were arranged and the war a test for an American attack on Iran. Now Ehud has gone and proved me right. He said a war based on kidnappings was approved in March 2006, 4 months before the real things took place.

So, Ehud is trying to be the toughest kid on the block, or he's doing somebody else's dirty work. But as nice as ideas are in wackofunland, getting them to work is the real joy.

In wackedyann goodtime freddie fiesta land, everything is a ball because the Jews believe it's all an accident. It couldn't be easier.

18 Adar 5767, 08 March 07 06:16
by (IsraelNN.com)

Minister of Trade, Industry, and Labor Eli Yishai was trapped in an elevator on Thursday afternoon along with fellow Members of Knesset Yaakov Margi, Avraham Michaeli, David Azoulai, and Nissim Zeev, all members of Shas. The MKs were leaving a meeting on the ninth floor of the Tel Aviv Center for Local Government building when the elevator they were in began plummeting downwards.

The elevator stopped briefly at one of the levels in the parking lot, four stories below the ground, and then fell two more stories. The MKs were rescued by firemen forty minutes after the ordeal began. They were treated by paramedics for injuries and for symptoms related to oxygen loss.

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/834907.html

Trade Minister Eli Yishai and three Shas MKs were stuck Thursday for 45 minutes in an elevator that fell three stories in a Tel Aviv office building.

Yishai, whose office is responsible, among other things, for security and inspection of elevators in Israel, ordered a probe of the malfunction. He is expected to receive the preliminary findings as early as Thursday night.

The building where Yishai and MKs Nissim Ze'ev, David Azoulay and Ya'akov Margi were stuck houses the Tel Aviv branches of Trade Ministry offices. The lawmakers were in the building meeting with authority heads.

While they were stuck in the elevator, MK Ze'ev fell ill and fainted.

MK Ze'ev: Someone Poisoned Me
16:40 Jan 24, '07 / 5 Shevat 5767

(IsraelNN.com) MK Nisim Ze'ev (Shas) felt ill Wednesday after drinking water during a parliamentary committee session, and suspects he was poisoned. Ze'ev drank several sips of water from a thermos placed on the table during a meeting of the Foreign Affairs and Security Committee, when he felt ill and dizzy and began vomiting. "I immediately told the committee chairman that there had been an attempt to poison me and that someone needs to investigate if there was an attempt to poison the committee members," Ze'ev told Ynet.

Ze'ev was whisked away from the Knesset by an ambulance. He says the initial tests showed a high level of poisonous materials in his body. Four officers from the Police Criminal Detection Laboratory came to the Knesset and took . . .

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3373938,00.html

Olmert is rewriting history, says MK Eitam.

MKs criticize PM's statement that second Lebanon war was planned months in advance, a claim Nasrallah made repeatedly during war. 'If he isn't lying - it's a thousand times worse,' says MK Eldad Amnon Meranda.

"It seems that the prime minister and Nasrallah are getting their stories straight," an outraged MK Effie Eitam told Ynet Thursday on Olmert's statement that the second Lebanon war was planned beforehand.

"Lebanon war was planned in March," Olmert says / Ronny Sofer
According to Ha'aretz report, prime minister told Winograd Commission he decided as early as March, 2006 to launch a 'restrained' military operation in case of kidnapping incident along Lebanese border.

All throughout the war and afterwards, Hizbullah's leader Hassan Nasrallah defended himself from public criticism by claiming that Israel had already been planning the war and that it "jumped at the chance" to strike. According to Haaretz, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert told the Winograd Commission that a military operation in case of a kidnapping incident along the Lebanese border was planned as early as March, 2006, four months prior to war.

You are the few people who peer into the Israeli wackoland with me. A year ago, a series of awful incidents, ending nearly in a deadly car crash, sent me running from wackoland. Now, I have my spies telling me what's going on from the inside. I miss my children and it's getting worse. In Israel, I had a long string of rallies, fairs, and events where I sold my books. Most of the sales were of my four Hebrew books. I was recently turned back at the American border, so I lost my source of lectures. I cannot afford to start publishing from here, so I put my books on lulu.com. I have little to sell. The scions of wackoland have tried to bring me to my knees through humiliation, and when that failed, things got much scarier. However, I'm still here, battered and bruised . . . BUT WRITING.

Keep me writing.

BYE BYE GAZA – BARRY CHAMISH

At last I have my own copy of Bye Bye Gaza by Barry Chamish.

As always, Barry's most recent book is a tour de force of information, sources and quotes showing how the forces of Israel's elite have conspired to destroy the Jewish State – or at least its truly Jewish individuals and communities – and sadly how the majority of the 'Right' have ignored or spurned his warnings. I guess I have a minor axe to grind as all the Gush Katif pictures in the book – and on the cover – were taken/supplied by me!

It is true that most cannot handle the reports of murders, conspiracies and corruption in high places and rather than get their heads around it, they reject Barry's findings as exaggerated or even untrue. Nothing could be further from the case as we know too well from the destruction of Gush Katif and the on going hope of many in high places, to empty Judea and Samaria of Jews and to allow the Vatican to take over Jerusalem and more . . .

But, I do hope that with all these provisos you will take this review and the book seriously – get it, read it and pass it around!

Gemma Blech - Jerusalem

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